Nog Nog. Who's There?

It’s that time of year. Chestnuts roasting. Jack Frost nipping. Eggnog dripping … down your thighs?
Yup. Incredibly enough, spa man Paul Labrecque has discovered a use for the superb concoction that eliminates its unpleasant side effects (pounds on thighs, vomit on stocking, nasty hangover).
Are you ready for your first eggnog bath?The recipe:
1. To prep, rinse and exfoliate one tired, stressed body with brown sugar and vanilla oil. 2. Dip, flip, and baste in warm, creamy, dreamy nog. 3. Wrap snugly in foil and bake under a heat lamp. (Yes, exactly like a gingersnap.)4. Top with a little scalp massage, then rinse again and slather in cinnamon body lotion.
Even without the hangover, you’ll hanker for a little hair of the dog.

Or should we say nog?

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